Stoned girl to tourists filming and photographing ads outside M&M store: It's an advertisement, people! –Times Square Overheard by: Alice Hot woman in suit to unsuspecting family buying a knock-off purse: Don't buy that shit, you stupid fucking tourists! –44th & 6th Ave Overheard by: would never buy that shit NYC punk to tourist bus: Hey, tourists! Welcome to New York! {short pause} Fuck you! –8th & Broadway Young thug to friend: Man, if I told you once, then I be telling you a million times. You from New York, fool. In New York, you don't be going giving no tourists directions! If they say, "where's the Empire State Building at?" you spit on them and walk the other way! Now don't you go make me be telling you again! I've had enough of you and yo' foolish ways. (couple wearing "I (heart) New York" t-shirts inch away nervously) –Union Square Overheard by: Glad I had a map Suit with southern accent: Nah! That library has too many tourists. –51 & Lexington Overheard by: Miriam