Man walking against traffic: Beep! Beep! Beep!
Older black woman: Beep beep, my behind!

–6 Train

Headline by: Trey Jackson

Runners-Up:
· “At Long Last, Someone Correctly Answers David’s Mating Call” — cultural anthropologist
· “Discovered: Where Beyonce Gets Her Lyrics From” — Joel Moore
· “Is That an Insult or an Invitation?” — alan b hutscar
· “Now, If This Had Been on HBO, the Beeps Would Have Been Words…” — beep!
· “Will.i.am, Writing In Notepad: “Genius!”” — James
· “Yeah, Our Line Of Novelty Horns Is Doing Quite Well” — mk

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