NYU pro­fes­sor with thick french ac­cent: What’s that drug called?
Stu­dent: Vi­a­gra.
NYU pro­fes­sor with thick french ac­cent: Yeah, Vi­a­gra. Stud­ies sug­gest that it stim­u­lates or­gans in both males and fe­males. Trust me, I know it works on both.

–Wash­ing­ton Square South & La­Guardia Place