Small giggly daughter: Daddy, do lions drink soda?
Father: Yes.
Small giggly daughter: Daddy, lions don't drink soda!
Father: No, they don't. Soda's bad for you…don't you know that, sweetie?

–D Train

Overheard by: Caitlin

Headline by: Emily Leonard

· “Children Get Confused When Their Daddies Are Always Lion” – Matt Wozniski
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· “Nick Pollotta’s Got This Rigged” – psh
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