Guy try­ing to plug lap­top charg­er in­to out­let: Mind if I sneak this cord be­tween your legs?
Girl near out­let: Sure! That sounds hot! It’s the best of­fer I’ve got­ten all day!
(guy blush­es pro­fuse­ly)

–Think Cof­fee, Mer­cer St

Over­heard by: Car­mi