British tourist, passing by The Pink Tea Cup Southern restaurant: Oh, look–an urban menu! –Bleecker & Grove Young Asian tourist girl: You mean, there's not actually any fields? –Strawberry Fields Overheard by: Jason K. Tourist, in thick Southern accent: I just don't understand how they turn the trains around so fast, and we don't see them do it! –Grand Central Station, Shuttle Train Overheard by: Sara Tourist hick teen to others: Everybody's wearin' shoes! –33rd St & 6th Ave Elderly tourist being escorted to her seat: Oh! I hope we get a booth! –Olive Garden Overheard by: EthanK Tourist to friend: No, we cannot go into a store. I cannot leave Broadway. How else would you expect me to get discovered? –Time Square