20-some­thing guy: We do need to get jobs, but it’s so hard to get ready in the morn­ing!
20-some­thing les­bian friend: What could you pos­si­bly have to do in the morn­ing to get ready? You’re a bro!
20-some­thing guy: I al­ways have to set my alarm three hours be­fore I ac­tu­al­ly have to go.
20-some­thing les­bian friend: You *can’t* be se­ri­ous. It takes you three hours to get ready for, like, class?
20-some­thing guy, to­tal­ly se­ri­ous: No, it takes me three hours to get out of bed. Af­ter that I just walk out the door.

–Ford­ham Road, The Bronx