Guy, apro­pos of noth­ing: You know, if I were ever in one of those con­tests where there’s a stray dog and two fam­i­lies and you have to fig­ure out which fam­i­ly he loves the most, I would to­tal­ly keep some Snausages in my pock­et or some­thing.
(long pause)
Chick he’s with: You are a strange lit­tle man. A strange lit­tle man.

–Up­town Q Train

Over­heard by: La­dle