Out-of-town­er #1: It’s Sun­day.
Out-of-town­er #2: Yes, it’s Sun­day.
Out-of-town­er #1: No. It’s Sun­day… and every­thing is open. It’s crowd­ed! There’s frig­gin’ life.
Out-of-town­er #2: That’s be­cause it’s not Pitts­burgh.

–34th St & Madi­son Ave