Tourist, look­ing at build­ings across from Cen­tral Park: So which one is the Stat­ue of Lib­er­ty?

–Colum­bus Cir­cle

Girl: Are pork chops made of lamb?

–23rd & Park Ave

Over­heard by: No­ra Claire

Girl to bounc­er at bar: Does this place have re­al­ly awe­some bath­rooms?

–East Vil­lage

Over­heard by: bb

Tourist: Is Chi­na­town closed?

–Canal St

Over­heard by: Kris­ten

Hip­pie at ex­hib­it for world’s most ex­treme an­i­mals: Are they alive?

–Mu­se­um of Nat­ur­al His­to­ry

Over­heard by: gregums­da­greg­gy

La­dy on cell: Times Square’s where that ball is, right?

–42nd St & 6th St

Over­heard by: tourists rock

Guy: What is this? So I sign up and get a free beer?

–Des­ig­nat­ed Dri­ver Booth, Citi Field

Over­heard by: AJ