Thugette: Hurry up, motherfucker!
Thug: Hey! I ain’t never ever fucked my mother!

–40th & 8th

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Runners-Up:
· “Don’t Be Vulgar, We Made Love!” — lisha dlp
· “See How He Slipped in That Double Negative? Sly…” — funkstar
· “She Has Standards, After All” — Terry B
· “That Makes One Of Us” — John T

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