Pa­tri­ot: Hap­py moth­er­fuck­ing Amer­i­ca Day, every­one!
20-some­thing: It’s called the 4th of Ju­ly, dum­b­ass.
Pa­tri­ot: You shut your god­damn lib­er­al com­mie bitch ass mouth, you fuckin ter­ror­ist!

–Brook­lyn Heights

Over­heard by: Gra­ham Davis