Hip­ster #1: So they hooked up on the cruise. And he’s like, eigh­teen. But she’s meet­ing him any­way. Even though we told her not to.
Hip­ster #2: Um, yeah. Why is she even go­ing? Like, fuck and chuck, man.

–Out­side Fash­ion In­sti­tute of Tech­nol­o­gy