An­noy­ing girl: I want to live by my­self in one of those split, con­do-ish, house things… You know, it’s like where the house is in two parts right next to each oth­er?
Friend: A du­plex.
An­noy­ing girl: Yeah, that’s right; a two-plex.

–Union Square

Over­heard by: lis­a­beth