Woman in coffee shop: I mean, I would love to not spank… my kids. But with Cassius, I just had no choice. He just… he just… there was nothing we could do.

–Grand & Clinton

Conductor, holding seven-year-old’s hand: Attention passengers. Will the female who left her child on the platform please come towards the conductor’s position.

–R Train

Overheard by: Monroe110

Woman to herself: Where the fuck I left my kids at, yo?

–Baseball Park, Bed-Stuy

Man to group of friends: I don’t know much about Battery Park… What I do know is that I can’t find my kids.

–Battery Park

Crackhead: I got six kids, three baby mommas, and another one on the way. I must be doing something right.

–A Train