Woman in cof­fee shop: I mean, I would love to not spank… my kids. But with Cas­sius, I just had no choice. He just… he just… there was noth­ing we could do.

–Grand & Clin­ton

Con­duc­tor, hold­ing sev­en-year-old’s hand: At­ten­tion pas­sen­gers. Will the fe­male who left her child on the plat­form please come to­wards the con­duc­tor’s po­si­tion.

–R Train

Over­heard by: Monroe110

Woman to her­self: Where the fuck I left my kids at, yo?

–Base­ball Park, Bed-Stuy

Man to group of friends: I don’t know much about Bat­tery Park… What I do know is that I can’t find my kids.

–Bat­tery Park

Crack­head: I got six kids, three ba­by mom­mas, and an­oth­er one on the way. I must be do­ing some­thing right.

–A Train