Big black man en­ter­ing el­e­va­tor where huge ba­by car­riage takes up half the space : Y’all need to make some room. I got to get out­ta here.
Old­er black woman on el­e­va­tor: Looks like you need to lose some weight. Whyn’t you take your ass over to the stair­case?

–Civ­il Court, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Big Lar­ry