Tod­dler walk­ing with mom: I can’t drink any more iced tea. Cause when I drink iced tea, I get crazy.

–1st Ave & 12th St

Over­heard by: lesh­ka

Man, yelling: I am not crazy! Do I look crazy? I am not crazy! You don’t know me! Where you go­ing? I’m not fin­ished!

–125th & 5th

Mid­dle-aged His­pan­ic woman to cute younger girl: On a scale of 1 to crazy, he goes all the way over the lim­it, girl. Trust and be­lieve!

–Hous­ton St

Girl on phone: Dude, that bitch is crazy! What did I tell you about shit­ting where you eat?
(pause) Well I’m sure she’s fine now, but what about when she tries to push some­one else in­to traf­fic?

–23 & 6th