Gay guy to another: Does working out your ass muscles make your ass bigger?

–Astoria, Queens

50-something on phone: You know, not all people who do yoga are like that! You know darn well that Jason is catholic and he does yoga!

–4th Ave & 13th St

Man to another: Doing yoga feels so much better than having sex. Like whenever I feel like having sex, I do yoga.

–Union Square

Yoga instructor: This next position is probably ill-conceived, much like the time I was talked into doing a cartwheel at a wedding.

–Crunch

Meathead to girl he just picked up: No, no, church is cool, I don't mind if you go to church or whatever. But I have football, that's my religion. 17 Sundays, and nobody misses that. People plan their weddings around football, I'm serious. And I have to go to the gym, that's my other religious experience.

–LIRR

Overheard by: rick