Stringy-haired girl to dad: You know, if I die on the streets no one would know where I live. That's why I need a learner's permit!

–W. Broadway & Reade St.

Raspy-voiced lady to friends: If he lives, it's "attempted murder", if he dies it's "murder."

–Bushwick

Overheard by: Chris K.

Guy on cell: It wasn't the fall that killed him, it was that sudden stop.

–6th Ave & 10th St

Overheard by: laughingacademy

Agitated seven-year-old girl to herself: You know what else is good for your body? Not getting killed!

–Sunset Park

Conductor: People, let these passengers out. People, step aside! These passengers have been stuck underground for 30 minutes, and they will kill you. I repeat, they will kill you.

–4 Train