Mother: What did I tell you about touching your face after you touched the train? Stop touching your face!
Three-year-old: No!
Mother: Stop it! (slaps child's hand away) Stop it right now!
Three-year-old: No! You're a bad mommy!
Mother: Oh, you just wait until we get home. Then you'll see who's a bad mommy…

–1 Train

Overheard by: A. E. Stover