Dunkin' donuts worker #1: I heard that Katie, who comes here every morning, is moving to Jersey.
Dunkin' donuts worker #2: What Katie?
Dunkin' donuts worker #1: The good-looking blonde, blue eyes, wears jeans most of the time, has twin boys.
Dunkin' donuts worker #2: I have no clue who you mean.
Dunkin' donuts worker #3: Whole-wheat bagel, toasted, with cream cheese. Medium coffee, extra cream, no sugar.
Dunkin' donuts worker #2: Oh! That's Katie! Wait, she is moving to Jersey?

–Dunkin' Donuts

Overheard by: JDK