Bearded nerd walking into comic book store: Don't even start arguing with me about Star Wars, man. You're not gonna win.

–Forbidden Planet, Union Square

Comic-Con goer: I don't think I could eat a pikachu.

–Jacob K. Javits Center, Midtown

Nerdy girl on cell: I don't care how good you are at black ops! I'm screwing a dungeon master, that gives me twice as much nerd cred as you!

–Grand Central

Nerd guy: My type is basically anyone who is flirting with me.

–Park Ave & 26th St

Overheard by: Ted