Guy, yelling at cell: I have three Swiss bank accounts! I need to get that money!
–68th St & Lexington
Overheard by: xandra
Harassed-looking guy with comically strong Jersey accent: Charge me 20 bucks for a box of air! (contemplative pause) It’s a good price, though.
–East 73rd & 2nd
Overheard by: Katie
Older man: “Cake” means “money,” sweetie, I know you don’t follow slang, but I’m in the ‘hood right now.
Overheard by: Jayson
Thug on cell: Listen, what’s 1.8 million dollars between friends?
–35th St b/w Park & Lex
Overheard by: Tif