JAP leader, at table of JAPs: I don't think of brunch as a time of day, I think of it as a way of life.
–Ess-A-Bagel, Midtown East
Overheard by: Damon H.
College girl: Girls should only date guys who are younger than them… I mean, after all, they have shorter lifespans!
College student to another: And then I was like, "look, all I want in life is to get drunk in a field. Am I really asking for too much?"
–Bowery & Prince
20-something hipstery guy in jaunty baseball cap, on phone: At this point in my life, do I really need to meet Gilbert Gottfried?
–Bowery, across New Museum
Overheard by: aaronb