Stern, fashionable Asian girl on cell: Uhm… Okay, okay, you can come over. (pause) But look, no crying! –6th St & 1st 20-something girl on cell: I haven't cried that hard since the first time I saw Armageddon. –F Train Hipster: I haven't seen another guy cry since I was, like, a child, and I hit somebody in the head. –Bleecker & Cornelia Overheard by: Harriet Vane Girl on cell: What's she crying for? It's not like she got hit with the chair. –Staten Island Ferry Terminal Overheard by: Kevin