Dude trying to buy a deli sandwich: Yo, that chicken cutlet… Is that chicken or fish?
Deli guy: It's beef.
(really long pause)
Dude: Is it chicken or fish?
Deli guy: What are smoking, man? What kind of question is that? It's a chicken cutlet.
(another long pause)
Dude: Nah, for real. Is it chicken?
Deli guy: Yeah! It's chicken!
Dude: So, how come it looks like fish?
Deli guy: Because chickens lay eggs… And fish also lay eggs.
Dude: Alright.
(long pause, then dude looks for someone else in the back)
Dude: What happened to my friend who works here?

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