Guy #1, standing in checkout line: So you're ready for the cruise?
Guy #2: Yeah. I can't wait to gamble. I'm taking $200 with me.
Guy #1: Wait, for the whole trip or just to gamble?
Guy #2: Just to gamble. I really want to play that game where… You know, there's a number that you have to hit… like 18?
Guy #1: You mean 21?
Guy #2: Yeah, that!
Guy #1: I really want to play… What's it called? Shits?
Guy #2: You mean craps?

–Rite Aid, W 110th & Broadway