Compassionate teen girl: Don't hate. She may have a lot of grammar errors, but you make a lot of fashion errors.

–Chelsea

Hat salesman, trying to close the deal: Put that on. You don't need no mirror. Why you… Put that mirror down, you don't need no goddamn mirror!

–The Bronx

Overly proud man: Jewelry is both plural and singular.

–Broadway & Prince

Overheard by: Megan

Woman, very emphatically to her companion: I have like forty pairs of socks!

–AMC Loews Theater