Old guy to young couple, upon departing train: Have a good night, don't do anything I wouldn't do, and if you do, wash your hair! –L Train Overheard by: Stefan Little boy to mom: Do you think Mr Obama showers every day? –112th & Broadway Overheard by: Hopefully Children's book author, earnestly: I just want to give Neil Gaiman a shower. –9th & 36th Overheard by: Rose Fox Sanitary worker cleaning street: Fuck that shit. –49th & 6th Overheard by: NYUer