Crazy subway lady: Don't call me a bitch. JFK never called me a bitch. He didn't like that.
–Downtown C Train
Overheard by: Get me off this train
Crazy guy being led by two NYPD away from the theater: These aren't my mushrooms! I eat those things, man!
Overheard by: Sympathetic Bystander
Crazy man to construction workers: Get stupid, motherfuckers, cause I get retarded!
Overheard by: Chloe
Woman yelling at perfectly well-behaved dog: You're crazy!
–73rd & Central Park West
Overheard by: potatopuff