NYU professor: I hate to break it to you, but there are ugly strippers. Go to Jersey City. There are ugly strippers.
–Waverly & Mercer
Guy to friend: I didn't say I wanted white strippers, I said I wanted girls with big booties, big boobies and beautiful eyes…
Sorostitute at nearby table: I was like, 'the strip-o-gram is a one time thing.'
Overheard by: Ladle
Flaming teenage gay boy: So she calls me and says, "my stripper friend's boyfriend is lost in Queens." And I'm like, "What?! One, why are you hanging out with a 21-year-old stripper, and two, why was he in Queens?
–In Line for Something Corporate
Overheard by: Can you spot the pun here?