Brit: Ex­cuse me, do you know where the Pho­tog­ra­phy Mu­se­um is please?
Newsagent: Choco­late Museum?…Hey mam­ma, you know where the Choco­late Mu­se­um is?
Mam­ma: I nev­er heard of no Choco­late Mu­se­um.
Brit: Not to wor­ry. Thanks any­way.

–53rd St. News­stand

Over­heard by: Shaun Ri­or­dan