Cus­tomer: So, what’s new? Been a while…
Wait­ress: Not much. Kind of a weird day, though. [The own­er] was in here with his kid ear­li­er, though, and he was do­ing E.
Cus­tomer: Wow.
Wait­ress: ‘Wow’ is right. I mean, se­ri­ous­ly — who does E any­more?

–Piz­za Shop, Mott St, So­ho