Little boy stabbing balloon man with a balloon sword: Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Balloon man: Goodbye! Be good, everyone!
Little boy, still stabbing: Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!

–Central Park

Overheard by: Rick Felice

Headline by: Matthew

Runners-Up:

· “And if that doesn’t do it, I challenge you to water pistols at dawn!” — Cynthia

· “Except you, kid. You go fuck yourself.” — ImmaculatePizza

· “He Who Lives By The Balloon…” — Hobo Whisperer

· “You too, Brutus.” — Aeirlys


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