Chick: I can’t be­lieve you can talk about how much you love your coun­try, and you don’t even pay tax­es!
Dude: I’ve paid more tax­es than you’ve sucked dick. Which is a lot.
Chick, af­ter long pause: I don’t know why you’re walk­ing so fast — noth­ing’s hap­pen­ing when we get to your apart­ment.

–4th St & the Bow­ery