Tech­ni­cian: It will cost a hun­dred and fifty dol­lars to have our tech­ni­cians look at it.
Girl with com­put­er prob­lem: A hun­dred and fifty dol­lars?! No way. I’d rather spend that on al­co­hol.

–Ap­ple Store Ge­nius Bar

Over­heard by: bec­ca