Teen boy: I was laughing ’cause this girl had no legs…
–175th & Ft. Washington
Latina on cell: Who died? Anna? How!? Hahaha! Finally.
–Jefferson & Wyckoff, Ridgewood
Dude: And she’s mad at me, ’cause I, like, kept telling her she sucked last week.
–Hunter College High School
Overheard by: i would be too
Blonde lady: I mean, it was only fun to tease the homeless woman for so long.
Overheard by: Ein Ladle
Suit on Blackberry: I don’t give a fuck about other countries. To be honest, I only really give a fuck about myself. Starving black kids, welfare moms… Fuckin’ A! What gives?
–12th & 4th
Overheard by: Galen
Chick: I really wish he’d lost his whole finger — that’s what he deserves.
–Whole Foods salad bar, Time Warner Center