Tween girl #1: He had a bon­er. It was so gross.
Tween girl #2: How do you know he had a bon­er?
Tween girl #1: I’ve known him since first grade. He had a bon­er.
Tween guy: How does know­ing him since first grade have any­thing to do with know­ing that he had a bon­er?

–Star­bucks

Over­heard by: Bryan