Sober chick: Hey, c’­mon, let’s go in­side. It’s cold out here.
Tip­sy chick: Okay… [Clos­es shirt.] Tell me if you see a nip­ple, ’cause that would just be awk­ward.
Sober chick: Of course.

–Spring & Eliz­a­beth

Over­heard by: Wear A Bra