Babysit­ter: Ok guys, hold my hand.
Six-year-old boy: Hold­ing hands is un­nat­ur­al.
Babysit­ter: What? Where did you hear that?
Six-year-old boy: George Bush!
Man walk­ing ahead: Wow, he re­al­ly does get blamed for every­thing now.

–1 train, 225th St

Over­heard by: bkh