Cab­bie, as man opens pas­sen­ger-side door: Wait. I am not men­tal­ly pre­pared for this!

–W 50th

Cab­bie on cell: Hel­lo? I’m go­ing to beat you up… ‘Cause I want to!

–23rd & Lex

Ex­as­per­at­ed cab­bie: Why is there a house dri­ving down De­lancey Street?

–De­lancey & Chrystie

Over­heard by: Les Chi­na­town

Cab­bie on cell: No, no, it is not pos­si­ble. I can­not pos­si­bly be back in the city by then — I am at the airport…I could maybe make it back in­to the city to see you in, like, two hours if traf­fic is­n’t bad in the Bronx. Man, the air­port is re­al­ly packed to­day.

–99th & Am­s­ter­dam

Over­heard by: Laugh­ing in the back

Cab­bie, af­ter get­ting cut off by an­oth­er: God­damn cab­bies.

–30th & 5th