Suit: … But then I’d just be one big, walk­ing boob!

–Grand Cen­tral

Over­heard by: uh what?

Hip­ster chick: Oh my god, I know! Chad told me I have to show him my boobs be­fore we grad­u­ate, and that’s, like, on­ly a month away!

–118th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: sap­phire­bluem­i­ca

Ghet­to tourist man look­ing at Maid­en­form bill­board: Breasts! Breasts on a bill­board!

–35th & 7th

Over­heard by: Moses

19-year-old girl: I am not leav­ing here with­out black bal­let flats and breasts.

–Bath­room line, Ma­cy’s

Lit­tle boy: Look, Mom­my, Shrek has tit­ties!

–AMC, Bay Plaza

Over­heard by: Mel & Damee

Boyfriend to an­gry girl­friend: I did­n’t say you had an awk­ward body! I said you had awk­ward breasts!

–Camp, Cob­ble Hill