Ghetto college kid: God put me on this Earth to make sure every woman cums!
–Brooklyn-bound B train
Overheard by: Not coming
Man to friend: Being a vet involves more than just having orgasms at animal shows with puppies.
–10th & 3rd
Overheard by: Becky
Queer on cell: Yeah, so, I’m on my computer surfing the Internet last night and my roommate walks over and just cums in my face… Yeah, no, it was totally random.
–14th & 6th
Chick on cell: If I cum while eating, you can bet you’ll get a text!
Overheard by: Hott Bi Luvr
Senile lady with cane, to no one: All you girls think about is orgasms.
–15th & 5th
Overheard by: Morgan
Professor, pointing at student: … And we all know that Kyle* gets off on electronic media.
Geek: Every time Darwin mentions the natural economy, I orgasm.