Ghetto college kid: God put me on this Earth to make sure every woman cums!

–Brooklyn-bound B train

Overheard by: Not coming

Man to friend: Being a vet involves more than just having orgasms at animal shows with puppies.

–10th & 3rd

Overheard by: Becky

Queer on cell: Yeah, so, I’m on my computer surfing the Internet last night and my roommate walks over and just cums in my face… Yeah, no, it was totally random.

–14th & 6th

Chick on cell: If I cum while eating, you can bet you’ll get a text!

–Harlem

Overheard by: Hott Bi Luvr

Senile lady with cane, to no one: All you girls think about is orgasms.

–15th & 5th

Overheard by: Morgan

Professor, pointing at student: … And we all know that Kyle* gets off on electronic media.

–NYU

Geek: Every time Darwin mentions the natural economy, I orgasm.

–Columbia University