Hobo: Pretty soon this gon’ be a paper-less world. I’ll help you… Gimme all your paper money. I bring you to the future.
–Outside CVS, Lex
Teen girl: Of course there were credit cards in the ’50s. How else would they have gotten their money from the ATMs?
Overheard by: Hans
Hipster boy to hipster girl: Yeah, remember that time we stuck to our principles? We got screwed out of a shitload of cash!
Overheard by: Steph
Articulate crazy man: Make money the old-fashioned way: put mercenaries on your payroll!
Overheard by: Interested. Very interested.
Conductor: To the person who lost a roll of cash held together with a rubber band, come see me. I found the rubber band.
–A train, 59th St
Overheard by: John
Fat old guy to pal: You’re either going to hurt yourself, hurt someone else, or lose all of us millions of dollars.
–8th & 7th, Park Slope
Overheard by: Julian Bennett Holmes
Thug handing 20-dollar bill to clerk: Be careful! Let it dry — I just made that.
–Deli, 137th & Broadway
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