Woman: He’s very suc­cess­ful. I’m sure he’s a mil­lion­aire by now, and he’s on­ly 26. He nev­er even grad­u­at­ed from col­lege.
Queer: I’m soooooo jeal­ous. I wish I did­n’t have an ed­u­ca­tion.

–Mott & Hous­ton