Sixth-grade boy #1: What’s my strip­per name?
Sixth-grade boy #2: Sexy Frank.
Sixth-grade boy #3: No! The names have to have as­so­nance!
Sixth-grade boy #2: My name is Horny Har­ry!
Sixth-grade boy #1: I’m Lu­bri­cant Liam!

–121 Lin­coln Pl, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: An­na