Yup­pie la­dy boast­ing about son: He grad­u­at­ed sum­ma cum laude from Vil­lano­va!
Cashier: Vee-la-no-va? Is that in New York?
Yup­pie la­dy: No, it’s in–
Cashier, in­ter­rupt­ing: –Yeah, then I don’t care.

–Cloth­ing store, 54th & 5th