Thug: So, if I’m half black and half American Indian, that makes me Puerto Rico.
Thugette: I told you that you was Puerto Rican.

–149th & 3rd, Bronx

Headline by: Mariya

Runners-Up:

· “Actually, it makes you unemployed” — Mr. Bone

· “Bitch, don’t be callin’ me no adjectival form!” — was “rico”/“rican” the first thing you noticed too?

· “Dora the Explorer: South Bronx Edition” — Scott

· “Runs With Hookers didn’t excel in Ethnic Studies” — bri b

· “The new theory of relativity” — sara swank


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