Dude: I once saw Don­ald Suther­land get pushed up a flight of stairs by a ghost in a ho­tel in Toron­to.

–Sher­a­ton Ho­tel, 52nd & 7th

Over­heard by: Matthew Rick

Queer: Vam­pires are sooo ’80s.

–7th & 2nd

Over­heard by: Es­ther

Wheel­bo: I don’t like to tell peo­ple this… But I’m a mon­ster!

–72nd & Am­s­ter­dam

Bar­tender: If you touch the lep­rechaun, there is a fine.

–Brook­lyn

Crazy guy on train: Those schem­ing con­nivers — they send Ro­mans and zom­bies af­ter you.

–V train

Over­heard by: oth­er end of the train

Man ask­ing friend in earnest: … But where are you go­ing to get that many were­wolves?

–12th & 3rd

Over­heard by: Mar­ty

Hip­ster: All she needs is a vam­pire to keep her warm.

–30th & 3rd

Over­heard by: buffy fan