Con­duc­tor on PA: Ex­cuse me, ma’am, maybe it would work bet­ter if you went to the next door — it’s less crowd­ed. [La­dy walks to next door, but be­fore she gets there the con­duc­tor clos­es them.] Ha­ha, bitch! Toot, toot!

–Crowd­ed 2 train

Over­heard by: CeLia